What I Learned Today

It's said that we should try to learn at least one new thing each day. Here's three things I learned today:
1. If a grocery store employee is walking around the store with a box of cookies from the store bakery and offering a cookie to adults as well as kids, say "no thanks." I said "yes" today and about broke a tooth on the cookie. I'm guessing it was at least 3 days old, probably older.
2. Don't put a cookie in your pocket and then forget about it for 12 hours. I did and I now have a greasy pocket.
3. Wrap cookies in paper towels for several hours before eating them. If fabric can absorb so much oil from a stale cookie, paper should absorb even more from a fresh one. And less oil means fewer calories, right?